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It was the 1940's, and The Casebook of Simon Brimmer was the most
popular program on the airwaves. Why? Because Simon Brimmer — the public's favorite
radio sleuth — was no phony. He regarded himself as a criminologist first, and a radio
entertainer second. His listeners perceived him the same way. Most notable of these
was Sam Packer — famous play producer; who, in anticipation of being murdered, arranged
for Simon Brimmer to be alerted to solve the crime, since he expected the police to put
his death down to natural causes, as indeed they did. Indeed, pick up The New York Gazette
after the occurrence of a mysterious death in the city and you'd be sure to read that
Simon Brimmer had solved the murder before New York's Homicide Bureau, as led by
Inspector Richard Queen. At the very least, intrepid reporters such as Frank Flannigan
would reveal his role in putting Richard Queen's son, Ellery, on the right track in a
particular case.
Only eight cases of Simon Brimmer's invaluable assistance to the police were chronicled
in 1975's television series The Adventures of Ellery Queen, but from these shining
nuggets his entire personality and career can perhaps be fleshed out.
Simon Brimmer has been described as a "little fellow with a mustache." He was
short (about five foot five,) with receding hair neatly groomed; his face very
round — with well defined eyebrows, clear brown eyes, a straight nose and a neat
mustache over stern lips.
A fastidious man, he usually wore dark blue suits, with a red carnation in his
button hole; neckerchief and handkerchief colors invariably matching. His evening
dress was equally stylish — a gleaming topper, black cape with crimson lining, and a
gold-topped cane. When seated, he would steeple his fingers in thought. He utilized
a cigarette holder when he smoked, and enjoyed it, leaning back, inhaling and exhaling
with pleasure.
A gourmet and wine connoisseur, he frequented clubs such as "21," "El
Morocco," etc. An art connoisseur as well — he attended art auctions and once
bid on a Vargo painting.
He has been described as pompous. On the contrary — he was simply totally self-assured.
Therefore, anyone who did not recognize him or his talent was simply a fool, or perhaps
simply misguided. Never one to miss an opportunity to publicize his radio program, and
confident in his solutions, he is not averse to calling up the New York Gazette and
informing them when he is about to crack a case.
The largest sponsor of The Casebook of Simon Brimmer was
Mr. Pearl's Vita-Cream Shampoo. At one time Pearl almost withdrew his
sponsorship, persuaded by his wife to support instead Everyday's Journey, a soap
opera. Simon displayed all of his tenacity and stubborness during that crisis, pursuing
Pearl like a detective after a suspected criminal, in his attempts to convince the man
that such a move would be the sheerest folly! With the murder of a radio actress on
Everyday's Journey, Simon seized his opprtunity to show his sleuthing prowess
to Mr. Pearl. Fortunately Pearl, who instead witnessed one of Brimmer's rare failures
as pointed out by Ellery Queen, was unable to persuade that mystery writer to appear
in his own radio show, and decided to maintain his sponsorship of The
Casebook.
Brimmer does not mind spending money. He paid the actors of Everyday's Journey to
appear on his program, The Casebook of Simon Brimmer, during his
investigation of that affair. He also paid a witness $20.00 in order to find out
information.
His view of the police, and perhaps the flaw that caused his occasional blunders, was
his conviction that the police always erred by overlooking the obvious. On the seven
occasions when his errors allowed Ellery Queen to solve the case, most times it was
because he was not provided with all the facts in the case. For example in The
Adventure of Miss Aggie's Farewell Performance, it was Ellery Queen who was present
when the killer brought violets to the victim — the vital clue which was needed to
solve the case.
Brimmer chose his words with care:
"Tell your father to alert his minions."
"You had an affair of the heart"
He was familiar with Latin as well: "Requiesat en pace."
A gentleman, he addresses women as "My dear," or "Dear lady."
His speech was full of hints of his radio background:
"Stop stepping on my performance"
"I was on the air, but you were not tuned in..."
"A bit over-played, wouldn't you say?"
He is dedicated to his listeners — when a nine-year old girl wrote in complaining
of the sound effects, for example, he immediately called a consultation with his
sound effects man. "I don't care how old she is, she's one of my listeners."
We get only a brief view of his history, in The Tyrant of Tin Pan Alley, when he
entertains the radio audience with several hours of personal reminiscences:
"I was a most delightful child, my only companion a little teddy bear named
Muffy."
In affairs of the heart he could be diligent as well. Witness his pursuit of Margie
Coopersmith in The Adventure of The Pharoah's Curse — though he
would have preferred her to be named Deidre.
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